premo Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Man goes into a music shop and says the shop assistant 'I want to buy a squeeze box, but I don't know much about them.' The assistant says 'Certainly,sir. If you would care to look over there we have a whole wall of accordions and concertinas you can look at.' The man looks at the display and says 'I want the big green one on the bottom.' The assistant replies 'That's a radiator, sir.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhomylly Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 hahahahahah! That's the best laugh I've had in days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animaterra Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 LOL!! Good thing I already swallowed my tea!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Higham Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 The way I heard it he was a drummer, fed up with all the dumb drummer jokes. He couldn't decide between the accordion and the saxophone. The assistant said that, at a pinch, he could sell him the fire extinguisher but the radiator would be difficult to get off the wall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffwright Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Here we go. Definition of an optimist - a banjo player with an answerphone. And my favorites - Q. What is the difference between a cow and an orchestra?. A. One's got horns at the front and an rs at the back. Q. What is the difference between a viola player and a seamstress? A. One tucks up frills. Q. And the difference between a drummer and a Radox bath. A. One bucks up the feet. Thats quite enough of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart estell Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Or my personal favourite: Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in his van? It took them four hours to get the drummer out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Oliver Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 The are all here - http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/ Particularly viola jokes Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhomylly Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I'm feeling very "in crowd" because I thought all of these were funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimLucas Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I'm feeling very "in crowd" because I thought all of these were funny... Are you a bass player? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhomylly Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I'm the offspring of one My dad used to be able to get an entire jazz combo, players and instruments (including an upright bass and drums), into our 1973 Volkswagen Beetle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon melville Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Yes, my father used to take the full set of instruments for his band to the showroom every time he bought a car, load in upright bass, guitar, drums, accordion, PA etc, then ask three of the staff to get in with him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhomylly Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Yes, my father used to take the full set of instruments for his band to the showroom every time he bought a car, load in upright bass, guitar, drums, accordion, PA etc, then ask three of the staff to get in with him! The ironic twist to this is that my father's first name is John. His middle name is Melville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Madge Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 There's a lot of them about. My late first father-in law (late father of my late first wife) had the forenames John Melville. Robin Madge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Thanks for the jokes. I thought they were funny too, Rhomylly. This is my first thread to read since coming back and it is a hoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Barnert Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Thanks for the jokes. I thought they were funny too, Rhomylly. This is my first thread to read since coming back and it is a hoot. Hey, Helen. Welcome back. Now read this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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