robert stewart Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 How to play a Freudian Slip Jig (R J Stewart) Last night I heard the keenest Anglo German concertinist In an Irish session in an English bar; Then, to play a minuet, He took out a large Duet The biggest one I’d ever seen by far Then an Aussi, up from Bondi, Said “Let’s all play some Regondi…! ” And we put our squeezers down in dark despair, Until a Scotsman, named Jock Cameron, Played every darn Hexameron On his teeny weeny Wheatstone, With great flair. I have a tenor-treble Boyd That once was owned by Sigmund Freud, His bellows-envy theories are the best, Yes, he really was no slouch At playing hornpipes to the couch If the patient fell asleep or tried to rest. So don’t forget to flex those bellows Lovely ladies and stout fellows Let us praise our concertinas to the skies Don’t pause to take a breath Or be deterred by death, Keep on playing…… Umm…er…dammit, lost the fingering again… Can we rewind? RJ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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