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On 8/17/2024 at 9:15 AM, Gail_Smith said:

Looks dangerous for the nipples

 

The first year that the NorthEast Squeeze-In (NESI) had a Limerick contest, this was the winner. I’m sorry, I don’t recall the author’s name.

 

The poor lady who plays the Chem-NITZ-er:
What a nightmare to find one that fits ’er.
     On the draw she’s okay,
     Nothing gets in the way.
But on the squeeze the damn thing de-tits’er.

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Mermaid wishes to respond ( I let her use my own account to do so)...!

It is nooo good.. I shall have to respond !

I am the mermaid in that picture and was taught to play by a well respected Neptune like person.. and by the sirens  of ancient times and myth.

And I am always very careful when playing my concertina, I will have you know!  I lift it well away from my person, in a dignified manner.

I also run a stable of Seahorses that play flutes.😊

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On 8/18/2024 at 11:22 AM, David Barnert said:

 

The first year that the NorthEast Squeeze-In (NESI) had a Limerick contest, this was the winner. I’m sorry, I don’t recall the author’s name.

 

My money is on Jody K. 😆

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My need to answer questions here are.

 

Why does a mermaid need what appears to be a bathing suit?

And where exactly does it attach underneath?
 

Sorry too baffled by this to move on to question the underwater concertina aspect.

 

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Poor Mermaid it is all quite sexist😊

I shall write a mermaid tube soon and that will take care of the matter.   Because if you are rude to a mermaid then one needs to recompence by giving an offering🌝

Or you will end up in Goldfish bowl .or even on Neptune's dinner plate!

Wait and SEA what turns up soon!!!!😊

 

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