Jump to content

More Ebay Humor


Recommended Posts

...it does not make a good planter or vase. The main reason is that it is very tippy.

One of these days I'm going to get tired of picking it up and use it for our limerick contest prize at the NESI....

There once was a vase, name of Lawrence,
That on eBay brought just ninety-four cents.
     But its balance was poor,
     And it fell to the floor,
Where its contents flowed off in mad torrents.

Accordion vase,
  Sickly green ceramic glaze;
     Isn't it ugly?

................ :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I actually have one of those which I got off eBay a few years ago. I can report that it does not make a good planter or vase. The main reason is that it is very tippy. Note the small "footprint". It doesn't take much of an asymetrical topheavy weight to make it fall over.... But a few celluloid flowers - okay!

 

Isn't that what Blu-Tac is for?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh, dear! :o  Now I fear I'll have to learn the Danish song, "Lykkelige Jim". :unsure:

Well, there was an old comic song called "Oh Lucky Jim!", which included the verses :

 

Jim and I as children played together,

Best of chums for many years were we;

I had no luck--was, alas! a Jonah;

Jim, my chum, was lucky as could be.

Oh, lucky Jim! How I envied him!

 

Years rolled by, and death took Jim away, boys,

Left his widow, and she married me;

Now we're married oft I think of Jim, boys,

Sleeping in that churchyard by the sea.

Oh, lucky Jim! How I envy him!

 

From it, Kingsley Amis took the title of his novel "Lucky Jim".

 

Then there's also the Jeffrey Lee Pierce & The Gun Club song "Lucky Jim" :

 

The rain, it has arrived at last

for which we had waited

the hawkers have packed up their stands

nothing to be traded

 

 

The Soviets beside the quay

run to the freighters

the terrace of the Rex Hotel

is closed by the waiters

 

We need you, ..... oh, Lucky Jim

where have you gone, ..... oh, Lucky Jim

 

 

Your mistress has left her home

back to the dances

the smoking dens are starting up

for life's own enhancing

 

Nobody goes to the war

since there's none to go to

we just sit around the cafes bored

sit waiting for you

 

 

We need you, oh Lucky Jim

where have you gone, oh Lucky Jim

 

 

Why did you ever go up north

it is not for you

they'll strip your little weak heart clean

what will you do

 

 

The Australians in the Bunny Bar

are waiting your return

everyone wants a piece of you

a piece of you to burn

 

 

We need you, oh Lucky Jim

where have you gone, oh Lucky Jim

we miss you here, oh Lucky Jim

where have you gone, oh Lucky Jim

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh, dear! :o  Now I fear I'll have to learn the Danish song, "Lykkelige Jim". :unsure:

Well, there was an old comic song called "Oh Lucky Jim!"...

From it, Kingsley Amis took the title of his novel "Lucky Jim".

Then there's also the Jeffrey Lee Pierce & The Gun Club song "Lucky Jim"...

Hmm. I wonder if the Danish song is a translation of one of those, or an independent effort.

 

Either way, I should learn those, too. Can someone tell me where to find the tunes, or should I just Google for them?

 

Stephen, thanks for the references! :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Can someone tell me where to find the tunes, or should I just Google for them?

 

Stephen, thanks for the references! :)

Jim, I found them by Googling, but not with great success. I was already aware of the comic song, having heard it years ago, but could only find those two verses. I wasn't familiar with the Jeffrey Lee Pierce & The Gun Club song, but I only saw the guitar chords for it. Sorry ! :(

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...