Just to clear up a few details.
Whilst I fully admit that demonic forces are involved (I am, after all, a melodeon maker), the daffodil is nothing more than a spy camera secretly planted by my acolytes. It was originally developed by the Free Wales Army in the 1960s and more recently perfected by the Sons of Glyndwr. The reason that it was pulsating with that strange glow was that we had simply forgotten to change the batteries. It was, I admit, being used in a clandestine manner to spy on Mr. Kirkfaustus (aka God). This is our standard procedure at this level of concertina workshop. Similar devices are also used on Alistair Anderson (aka Jesus Christ) and Noel Hill (aka The Holy Ghost). The system was first employed when observing Saint Peter (Bellamy).
Gungrog is a corruption of the old Welsh, Gwaun-y-Grog (place of the gallows or the hanging field) and melodeons have been played on this site since long before the Romans arrived.
Of course, I do not actually manufacture the instruments myself. This is undertaken by a team of horned troll-like creatures using only a sledgehammer, forge and anvil. Most of the materials are derived from melted down Jeffries and Wheatstones plus the odd Dipper. We are always on the lookout for raw materials, so if you have any of these old, out of date instruments lying around we are always ready to take them in part-ex against a brand new Wesson one-row melodeon. If you wish to throw in the odd Lachenal, then I will send you a free CD. If you don't like the CD please return it and I will swop it for one that I don't like.
Musicians often complain of the sulphurous fumes and Satanic noises that emanate from my instruments. Melodeon players, however, are instantly beguiled and I now have to build a bigger store-room to accommodate their lost souls.
I hope this helps.
