She plays the bandoneon better than I ever plan to, so cheers there. ?
I suspect that her musicianship is adequate to many purposes, but I agree that this is not a flattering style for Bach.
I think that's some of the reason I can't stand Glenn Gould's take on the Goldberg Variations that everyone raves about.
I'm not very optimistic about your chances. I expect the resistivity of the glue dots at least (if not the Saran wrap!) to interfere with the capacitive touchscreen operation. Do let us know if it ends up working-- that will be interesting news!
Reminds me a bit of the neckstrap arrangement that Wim Wakker uses and advocates. Though I suppose there's a chance you could aggravate your cervical spine whilst you placate your traditionalist public. =)
I think Greg Jowaisas tends to have a few of those on hand. You might be able to spare yourself the rigors of transatlantic shipping and currency conversion.
Yeah, the tune-o-tron doesn't do it either.
But I was confident that somebody would support it, because it's in the standard:
http://abcnotation.com/wiki/abc:standard:v2.1#clefs_and_transposition